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The Uglified Ducky: A Maynard Moose Tale by Willy Claflin
 * This book contains moose grammar, spelling and usage all of which have been known to scrumble up the human brain!
 * For instance, if one is looking in a pond at his or her deflection and suddenly gets an itch in its right ear, it will scrach its left ear by mistake.
 * when used together, it usually means something like: "OK, here I am, let's go!"
 * Long ago, it seems to have meant:"I stepped on a slug!"
 * Young and old, big and small, fur and feather, the woodland creatures gather round and settle down on moss and branch and log to listen...
 * And all the other kangaroos make fun of you because you cannot jump.
 * And there at the edge of the pond was a ducky nest with five ducky eggs.
 * That looks like a snuggy place for to take a nap.
 * Pretty soon, she come back to check on her nest.
 * One of the eggs is hatched already
 * And it was not long before all of a sudden Pop! Snackle! Crack!
 * But all he can do is trip and stumble.
 * This is not practice for trip and stumble.
 * You would think, you would try a little harder!
 * Now it's time for swimming lessons.
 * He splashed us on purpose.
 * That Does it! I don't know what's the matter with you, but we are going to see the Doctor.
 * No time to lose, no time to lose.
 * Oooo. I see you have a problem.Please have a seat and we will see what we can do.
 * Do you have any other cases of Quadrapedagogy in your family.
 * Do you see this? Do you see thse bumps on top of the head?
 * "Oh I hate this", he says to hisself.
 * Well, the days and the weeks go by, and spring turn into summer, and the birdies go Twerp! Cheeple!
 * And finally one morning the time has come when they must learn to fly.
 * All right, now follow me, children.
 * and that night he have to sleep on sticks and rocks.
 * I hope they don't see me; they will make fun of me.
 * PHYSICAL CLUE: bandages
 * THey try to trick me
 * I'm a moose! a mooose! a beautiful moose!
 * it just means you have not found out what you really are yet.